Question

Bill Bryson “ached to be suave”. Is he successful in his mission? List his ‘unsuave’ ways.

Answer 1

No, he is unsuccessful in his mission.
His unsuave ways would be rising from a dinner table looking as though he had experienced a localised seismic event, closing the car door while leaving 14 inches of his coat outside, wearing a light coloured trousers and discovering that he has sat on chewing gum, ice-cream, cough syrup and motor oil at various times of the day.