I asked my mother for twenty rupees.
to see the lion jump the trees.
He jumped so high, he touched the moon,
and never came back till the end of June.
Yes, I can tell a joke and make everyone laugh.
A Russian, visiting India, went for an eye check up.
The Doctor shows the letters on the board:
CZWXNQSTAZKY
Doctor: Can you read this ?
Russian: Read ??? I even know the guy..., he's my cousin.